About Prophets: The Unreliable Messengers of the Cosmos

Prophets are the bane of intergalactic diplomacy. These self-proclaimed messengers of the gods often bring forth declarations of doom and gloom, only to be disproven by the next passing comet.

Our prophets come in all shapes, sizes, and levels of sanity. Some claim to have received divine visions, while others just made it up as they went along.

But don't worry, we're not here to judge. Well, not too harshly. We're just here to provide you with a good chuckle and a healthy dose of skepticism when it comes to those 'prophetic' warnings.

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